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[therewillbeorder]

Thank you. It's an unnecessarily complex ploy but I'm still wary of trusting her to this degree.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I don't trust her either. But she hasn't attempted to kill me yet. That counts for something.

[therewillbeorder]

Of course she hasn't. You could snap her neck without thinking about it and she knows that. You also didn't destroy an entire star system and you're not the son of someone she hates.

[darthvaderfanboy]

You have such charming qualities. Remind me why I share a bed with you again?

Also, remind her that I WILL snap her neck if she tries to kill you. That might make her think twice.

[therewillbeorder]

Because you can't resist my unique charm and you know it.

I will, I have no doubt that will make her think twice before attempting anything.

[darthvaderfanboy]

You mean that unique charm that makes everyone, including occasionally me, want to punch you in the face?

[therewillbeorder]

Don't worry, you're just as charming.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I will have you know people actually enjoy my company. Unlike you.

[therewillbeorder]

I usually not that concerned if anyone enjoys my company or not, though.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And this is why you were destined to die alone before I came along. No one would have even noticed you were dead until your cat had eaten most of your body.

[therewillbeorder]

I'm fairly certain that my death would be noticed considering I'm one of the most hated people in the galaxy. I know no one would mourn me, however.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Millicent is still going to eat your body. You're doomed.

[therewillbeorder]

You're just upset that she uses your ashes as a litterbox and sheds all over your robes.

[darthvaderfanboy]

She still loves me more. Don't be jealous.

[therewillbeorder]

She does not like you better!

[darthvaderfanboy]

Then why does she keep sneaking into my room to sleep with me? Face it. She does like me better. You're just the food provider now.

[therewillbeorder]

Millicent only sleeps with you when I'm working which is pretty much constantly since I don't get the luxury of sleeping. I've had her since she was a kitten, you couldn't possibly have the same bon with her that I do.

[darthvaderfanboy]

The cat wants what she wants. And you have been found lacking. You clearly don't give her enough attention. She needs me.

[therewillbeorder]

How dare you steal Millicent from me. Well, the cat your grandfather brought home doesn't like you, he prefers my company instead.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Careful. One more cat and we can officially declare you a crazy old cat lady.

[therewillbeorder]

You cannot blame me for this cat, Anakin brought it home and insisted it stay with us. I just named it because I didn't trust him with that.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And yet here you are, naming it, keeping it around. You've already got the wardrobe down seeing as how you stole my hideous sweater. Definitely edging closer towards crazy cat lady territory.

[therewillbeorder]

I am not going to tell Darth Vader that he can't have a cat in the house. And he would have named it something stupid like Cat.

It's not my fault your clothes are comfortable to wear around the house.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And instead you named it after Palpatine's ship. I'm not sure that's much better.

That's just the excuse a crazy cat lady would make.

[therewillbeorder]

It's a perfect name and you know you couldn't come up with anything better.

Now I'm definitely not giving you your shirt back. Or your pants.