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[therewillbeorder]

You cannot blame me for this cat, Anakin brought it home and insisted it stay with us. I just named it because I didn't trust him with that.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And yet here you are, naming it, keeping it around. You've already got the wardrobe down seeing as how you stole my hideous sweater. Definitely edging closer towards crazy cat lady territory.

[therewillbeorder]

I am not going to tell Darth Vader that he can't have a cat in the house. And he would have named it something stupid like Cat.

It's not my fault your clothes are comfortable to wear around the house.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And instead you named it after Palpatine's ship. I'm not sure that's much better.

That's just the excuse a crazy cat lady would make.

[therewillbeorder]

It's a perfect name and you know you couldn't come up with anything better.

Now I'm definitely not giving you your shirt back. Or your pants.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I would have just given the little creature something that was an affront to that ridiculous amount of dignity it has. Name it Snowball, Fluffy, or something just as terrible.

Oh dear, guess I'll have to go naked. I'll be very popular.

[therewillbeorder]

Eclipse deserves a better name than that, he has more dignity than being called Fluffy. If you or your grandfather bring home another pet I'm naming it.

You can go around naked all you wish in our room. But you're wearing pants while around the house and outside, at the very least.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I'm not bringing more pets home to feed this crazy cat lady delusion you're currently under.

Such an inconvenience to you, I know.

[therewillbeorder]

Adopting one cat does not make me a crazy cat lady.

I don't know what I'll do. I suppose I can just make the best of it. Somehow.

[darthvaderfanboy]

You technically have two cats, even if Millicent isn't here.

Yes, you will. I might not be wearing any when you get back, just so you know.

[therewillbeorder]

Eclipse doesn't count since he's Anakin's. He'll follow Anakin around the house, you should see it.

How fortunate for you I'll be home in 10 minutes then.