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[therewillbeorder]

I usually not that concerned if anyone enjoys my company or not, though.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And this is why you were destined to die alone before I came along. No one would have even noticed you were dead until your cat had eaten most of your body.

[therewillbeorder]

I'm fairly certain that my death would be noticed considering I'm one of the most hated people in the galaxy. I know no one would mourn me, however.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Millicent is still going to eat your body. You're doomed.

[therewillbeorder]

You're just upset that she uses your ashes as a litterbox and sheds all over your robes.

[darthvaderfanboy]

She still loves me more. Don't be jealous.

[therewillbeorder]

She does not like you better!

[darthvaderfanboy]

Then why does she keep sneaking into my room to sleep with me? Face it. She does like me better. You're just the food provider now.

[therewillbeorder]

Millicent only sleeps with you when I'm working which is pretty much constantly since I don't get the luxury of sleeping. I've had her since she was a kitten, you couldn't possibly have the same bon with her that I do.

[darthvaderfanboy]

The cat wants what she wants. And you have been found lacking. You clearly don't give her enough attention. She needs me.

[therewillbeorder]

How dare you steal Millicent from me. Well, the cat your grandfather brought home doesn't like you, he prefers my company instead.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Careful. One more cat and we can officially declare you a crazy old cat lady.

[therewillbeorder]

You cannot blame me for this cat, Anakin brought it home and insisted it stay with us. I just named it because I didn't trust him with that.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And yet here you are, naming it, keeping it around. You've already got the wardrobe down seeing as how you stole my hideous sweater. Definitely edging closer towards crazy cat lady territory.

[therewillbeorder]

I am not going to tell Darth Vader that he can't have a cat in the house. And he would have named it something stupid like Cat.

It's not my fault your clothes are comfortable to wear around the house.

[darthvaderfanboy]

And instead you named it after Palpatine's ship. I'm not sure that's much better.

That's just the excuse a crazy cat lady would make.

[therewillbeorder]

It's a perfect name and you know you couldn't come up with anything better.

Now I'm definitely not giving you your shirt back. Or your pants.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I would have just given the little creature something that was an affront to that ridiculous amount of dignity it has. Name it Snowball, Fluffy, or something just as terrible.

Oh dear, guess I'll have to go naked. I'll be very popular.

[therewillbeorder]

Eclipse deserves a better name than that, he has more dignity than being called Fluffy. If you or your grandfather bring home another pet I'm naming it.

You can go around naked all you wish in our room. But you're wearing pants while around the house and outside, at the very least.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I'm not bringing more pets home to feed this crazy cat lady delusion you're currently under.

Such an inconvenience to you, I know.

[therewillbeorder]

Adopting one cat does not make me a crazy cat lady.

I don't know what I'll do. I suppose I can just make the best of it. Somehow.

[darthvaderfanboy]

You technically have two cats, even if Millicent isn't here.

Yes, you will. I might not be wearing any when you get back, just so you know.

[therewillbeorder]

Eclipse doesn't count since he's Anakin's. He'll follow Anakin around the house, you should see it.

How fortunate for you I'll be home in 10 minutes then.