I would have just given the little creature something that was an affront to that ridiculous amount of dignity it has. Name it Snowball, Fluffy, or something just as terrible.
Oh dear, guess I'll have to go naked. I'll be very popular.
Eclipse deserves a better name than that, he has more dignity than being called Fluffy. If you or your grandfather bring home another pet I'm naming it.
You can go around naked all you wish in our room. But you're wearing pants while around the house and outside, at the very least.
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That's just the excuse a crazy cat lady would make.
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Now I'm definitely not giving you your shirt back. Or your pants.
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Oh dear, guess I'll have to go naked. I'll be very popular.
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You can go around naked all you wish in our room. But you're wearing pants while around the house and outside, at the very least.
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Such an inconvenience to you, I know.
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I don't know what I'll do. I suppose I can just make the best of it. Somehow.
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Yes, you will. I might not be wearing any when you get back, just so you know.
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How fortunate for you I'll be home in 10 minutes then.